Thawtzo

My divorce will be final on Tuesday.
Here's to the life I leave behind
Here's to the life that lies ahead.

 " If your eye lashes are rubbing on the glasses, I will cut them for you"

"I would like a table with chairs"

 "It is ok for me to be bitchy. It is healthy"

"What kind of sauces do you have?
"Tomato and meat."
"Does your tomato sauce have meat?"
"No. But the MEAT SAUCE does!!!!"
Uggghhhhh!!!

How can things be so good one minute, and tossed up in the air like a handful of game pieces the next?

All the tears I have had pent up inside were released from their gated exit.